January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Disney To Finally Allow Theme-Park Workers To Grow...
Walt Disney Co. announced that — after a 60-year ban — it will now allow employees at its theme parks to grow beards.  Insiders report that the move to allow facial hair, goatees, and beards was in large part due to a campaign led by one longtime employee.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Today Chandler insisted on peeing on the potty...
I don’t think I’ve ever actually guffawed before. I just guffawed. I think. I mean, it happened so fast. Anyway, this is from Nate Smith from “Improvising Fatherhood.” improvisingfatherhood: We asked him who else pees on the potty standing up, and he said, “Grandma.” Then it got real quiet and awkward.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Blogger "Not The Mom" posted this last night...
not-the-mom: I hope my life turns out in such a way that the story will be narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Jan 16th
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Here are four words I never thought I’d see together. Ever.  “Slow cooker bacon jam.” (Here’s a link to the recipe, if you’re into that kind of thing.) 
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Take it from me...
If you’re going to put on a movie for your kids as you pack their things for the move — discarding things that are broken or missing parts and pieces — don’t choose Toy Story. (Sob.)
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
32 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 24th
“Sometimes you’re listening but you’re not really paying any...”
– My six-year-old son said this to me this morning when I asked him to brush his teeth and he didn’t move. But it could have easily been said by another male in my household. An older one. One that I married ten years ago.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Sahmmy.com December Issue →
The December issue of The Sahmmy is online. It’s the funny web-magazine written by funny parents, for funny parents. I just used “funny” three times. If I had consulted a thesaurus, I would have substituted the second “funny” with “hilarious” and the third “funny” with “witty”. No, the first “funny” should have been...
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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The Gig Is Up
I can’t quite make out the first word. Shoot. Let me try again… Well, I guess I’m a robot. 
Dec 19th
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Your Life on Facebook, in Total Recall →
The social network is rolling out a revamped profile feature called Timeline that makes a user’s entire history of photos, links and other items much more accessible with a single click. And next for Facebook…. mind reading!
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Physicists Anxiously Await New Data on ‘God...
From the December 11th New York Times. High noon is approaching for the biggest manhunt in the history of physics. At 8 a.m. Eastern time on Tuesday morning, scientists from CERN, the European Center for Nuclear Research, are scheduled to give a progress report on the search for the Higgs boson — infamously known as the “God particle” — whose discovery would vindicate the modern theory of how...
Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Go Diego Go....home to your parents
I love this woman. seulery: Diego, really? You are an animal rescuer? Really? How old are you? Where are your parents? Baby Jaguar is your best friend? When he gets bigger, you are lunch, just an FYI. If not for your jammin’ “rescue pack” song, I’d be done with you.
Dec 9th