Excuse me?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Not ONE of my children’s birthday parties was included on this list?! I demand a recount. P.S. In this photo, Sarah Jessica Parker is telling Anna Wintour about her idea for hand necklaces. “So, if you’re not doing anything with your right hand, you just cup it around your neck like this…. and boom, it’s jewelry. Now, if you need your hand, to, you know, light a cigarette, you take off your necklace and light up. When you finish, your hand can go back to being worn as a necklace. I think you should cover it for Vogue. It’s recession chic.”

Excuse me?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Not ONE of my children’s birthday parties was included on this list?! I demand a recount.

P.S. In this photo, Sarah Jessica Parker is telling Anna Wintour about her idea for hand necklaces. “So, if you’re not doing anything with your right hand, you just cup it around your neck like this…. and boom, it’s jewelry. Now, if you need your hand, to, you know, light a cigarette, you take off your necklace and light up. When you finish, your hand can go back to being worn as a necklace. I think you should cover it for Vogue. It’s recession chic.”