You know, if aliens landed here and this headline is one of the first things they saw, they might leave. 
A reminder that I have a super, super-awesome Facebook page for my blog.
OK. I don’t know if it’s really super awesome. I just do the best I can. That’s all a person can do. If you think I’m trying hard enough, you should “like” it. By not liking it, you’re telling me that you do not think I’m doing the best I can. And, if that’s how you feel, then that’s how you feel.
(How’s that for a guilt trip? I’m a mom. I know all about guilt trips.)
But seriously, the real reason I promote the page from time to time is that one day I plan to pick a Mammalingo Facebook fan out at random and give them a million dollars. That’s the plan, anyway. 
Last chance to click. 
UPDATE: Since I first posted my not-pathetic-at-all request, I’ve gained exactly one new fan on my Facebook page. So, I guess I can add “really persuasive” to my list of things I’m really excellent at. I like to fill out this list of things I’m really excellent at on forms where I’ve been asked to describe my hobbies… because I don’t really have any hobbies.
And, in case you’re confused, I’m talking about my blog’s Facebook page. Not my personal Facebook page. If I was asking for people to like my personal Facebook page, I would be even more explicit about it. I would use lots of exclamation points. 

You know, if aliens landed here and this headline is one of the first things they saw, they might leave. 

A reminder that I have a super, super-awesome Facebook page for my blog.

OK. I don’t know if it’s really super awesome. I just do the best I can. That’s all a person can do. If you think I’m trying hard enough, you should “like” it. By not liking it, you’re telling me that you do not think I’m doing the best I can. And, if that’s how you feel, then that’s how you feel.

(How’s that for a guilt trip? I’m a mom. I know all about guilt trips.)

But seriously, the real reason I promote the page from time to time is that one day I plan to pick a Mammalingo Facebook fan out at random and give them a million dollars. That’s the plan, anyway. 

Last chance to click. 

UPDATE: Since I first posted my not-pathetic-at-all request, I’ve gained exactly one new fan on my Facebook page. So, I guess I can add “really persuasive” to my list of things I’m really excellent at. I like to fill out this list of things I’m really excellent at on forms where I’ve been asked to describe my hobbies… because I don’t really have any hobbies.

And, in case you’re confused, I’m talking about my blog’s Facebook page. Not my personal Facebook page. If I was asking for people to like my personal Facebook page, I would be even more explicit about it. I would use lots of exclamation points.