It takes a really fast runner to Keep Up With The Kardashians.
Ouch. My sides hurt from laughing at my hilarious joke. I’m crying. And I wet myself. What a great joke I just made! I know you’re not supposed to really point out when you make jokes, they’re just supposed to sneak up on the reader… but, how could I resist? This joke is SO good, I’m sure it’s going viral. It will probably be studied in textbooks years from now in classrooms all over the world. It will be translated into many languages. It will be made into a song and when people hear the song, they’ll say, “I love this song!” And then someone else will say, “This song was first a really, really, really funny joke on a blog!” And then the other person will yell, “What?! I can’t hear you! The music’s too loud.”
If you’re new to the blog today, this is really as good as it gets on Mammalingo. Welcome. But never come back. This is my peak funniest ever. It’s all downhill after today.