Dear Comcast/Xfinity/Whatever Your Name Is:
How many times do I have to yell at you about this? Couldn’t you pretty-please-with-Splenda-on-freakin’-top come up with a way for customers to watch On-Demand that doesn’t include trailers for The Lovely Bones and other movies that will give children (and me) nightmares?
I was just trying to run into the shower and was sticking on some stupid cartoon with a character who has an annoying voice, and while I was trying to get the cartoon with the character with the annoying voice on, we all got treated to a preview of The Lovely Bones. “When a 14-year-old-girl is murdered….” it began. Thanks. Thanks so much. Thanks for sharing. Thanks a million! 
Comcast, I assume you have more than 400 customers? So, why do you run your On-Demand programming with the skill of students running a local high-school public-access show?

Dear Comcast/Xfinity/Whatever Your Name Is:

How many times do I have to yell at you about this? Couldn’t you pretty-please-with-Splenda-on-freakin’-top come up with a way for customers to watch On-Demand that doesn’t include trailers for The Lovely Bones and other movies that will give children (and me) nightmares?

I was just trying to run into the shower and was sticking on some stupid cartoon with a character who has an annoying voice, and while I was trying to get the cartoon with the character with the annoying voice on, we all got treated to a preview of The Lovely Bones. “When a 14-year-old-girl is murdered….” it began. Thanks. Thanks so much. Thanks for sharing. Thanks a million! 

Comcast, I assume you have more than 400 customers? So, why do you run your On-Demand programming with the skill of students running a local high-school public-access show?