Balloon Muppets (via pbsparents) that don’t have to do with anything!! Why? 

Because I have a post called, 12 Very Important Questions That I’d Like To Have Answered, on the Huffington Post right now, this VERY second, and I hope that you’ll go there, click on it for a few hours over and over and over, and then write loving comments below it.

Maybe something like, “Melissa, do they give Pulitzers or Nobel Prizes or fruit baskets for 300-word blog posts? If so, who do I call or bribe on your behalf? Also, your hair looks great today.”