I posted this fake greeting card for my line of fake greeting cards (you don’t have a line of fake greeting cards?!) a long time ago but I’m posting it again because it’s Labor Day weekend and I shouldn’t be working.
Update: Hello everyone. I am not pregnant. I was just posting an old thing, and I now realize that doing so was not a good idea. It was a bad idea. Terrible. The worst. It was the mommy blogger equivalent of inviting Clint Eastwood to speak at the RNC convention. Please forgive me. That last line wasn’t directed at you. I was speaking to a chair.