It just happened. I got asked the “good baby” question. I was at the grocery store and a sweet, dear older woman behind me asked me if my son was a “good baby.” I feel like this is the most standard question for moms with infants, and I need a new answer… something other than, “Oh yes!” I think next time I might try this:

“Is he a good baby?”

“No. He’s sort of an $#%hole.”