Thank you to Today.com for being my source for everything this fine morning. J.C. Penney just had to pull this shirt (size 7-16) because some people don’t know how to take a joke. Obviously, if J.C. Penney thought this was funny, then it’s probably funny. The retailer had to actually apologize over the shirt. You know what, J.C. Penney? Don’t apologize. Stand firm. Come up with some other shirts using your super rad fonts and classic styling like: “You know what this seven year old thinks? Not a lot. I leave that to my boyfriends.” “Drunk driving is effing cool. And that’s why I can’t wait to get my license.” “Hey teacher, what’s up with all the frigging questions?  Why don’t you ask someone who cares?”

Thank you to Today.com for being my source for everything this fine morning. J.C. Penney just had to pull this shirt (size 7-16) because some people don’t know how to take a joke. Obviously, if J.C. Penney thought this was funny, then it’s probably funny. The retailer had to actually apologize over the shirt. You know what, J.C. Penney? Don’t apologize. Stand firm. Come up with some other shirts using your super rad fonts and classic styling like:

“You know what this seven year old thinks? Not a lot. I leave that to my boyfriends.”

“Drunk driving is effing cool. And that’s why I can’t wait to get my license.”

“Hey teacher, what’s up with all the frigging questions?  Why don’t you ask someone who cares?”