NAMEGRAB v. [Fr. name + take for one’s own]: To stake a claim on a name. This is something generally done by your least favorite friend before she is even pregnant. She will tell you the name she’s planning to bestow upon her yet-to-be-conceived daughter (and for some reason, it is usually a girl that she’s decided she’s having) because she wants to make sure you don’t take the name first. If you want to burst her bubble a bit, tell her that the name she’s planning to use means something nasty in a foreign language she doesn’t speak.
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